Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
"Hate Crime Laws – A Savage Hypocracy"


"Stan: Oh, yeah! (to Governor) Hm'm'm! Hello, Mister Governor and thank you for
taking the time to hear our presentation on hate crime laws entitled (flips the
first page which reads the following.) "Hate Crime Laws. A Savage Hypocracy."!
(Kyle starts the tape.) Yes, over the past few years, our great country has been
developing new hate crime laws!
Tokken: (the next page shows somebody killing another person.) If somebody kills
somebody, it's a crime! But if somebody kills somebody of a different colour,
it's a hate crime!
Kyle: And we think that that is (turns back to the title page.) a savage
hypocracy, because all crimes are hate crimes! If a man beats another man
because that man was sleeping with his wife, is that not a hate crime?!
Stan: (turns to a page revealing a person putting graphitie on a government
building.) If a person vandalizes a government building, is it not because of
his hate for the government?!
Tokken: (turns to a page revealing someone driving a car over someone else.) The
motivation for a crime shouldn't affect the sentancing!
Stan: (turns to a page will people in groups of five colours and a question mark
in the middle.) Mayor, it is time to stop splitting people into groups! All hate
crime laws do is support the ideas that blacks are different from whites, that
homosexuals need to be treated differently from not-homos, that we aren't the
same!
Kyle: (turns to a page with people of different colours all in a line holding
hands.) But instead, we should all be treated the same, with the same laws, and
the same punishments for the same crime! (Stan turns the page to a complete Hate
Crime Proposal.) For in that way, Cartman can be freed from prison and we (turns
to a page revealing four boys winning a sled race) will have a chance to win the
sledding race on Thursday!
Stan: That is our presentation, an idea that we call...!
Tokken: (turns back to the title page) Hate Crime Laws! A Savage Hypocracy!
Governor: Hm! That made the most sence of any presentation I've heard in the
last three years!"

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Stan: Hello, Mister
Governor and thank you for taking the time to hear our presentation on
hate crime laws entitled "Hate Crime Laws. A Savage Hypocrisy." Yes, over
the past few years, our great country has been developing new hate crime
laws!
Token : If somebody kills somebody, it's a crime! But if somebody kills somebody
of a different colour, it's a hate crime.
Kyle: And we think that that is a savage hypocrisy, because all crimes are hate
crimes! If a man beats another man because that man was sleeping with his wife,
is that not a hate crime?
Stan: If a person vandalizes a government building, is it not because of his
hate for the government?
Token: The motivation for a crime shouldn't affect the sentencing.
Stan: It is time to stop splitting people into groups. All hate crime laws do is
support the ideas that blacks are different from whites, that homosexuals need
to be treated differently from not-homos, that we aren't the same.
Kyle: But instead, we should all be treated the same, with the same laws, and
the same punishments for the same crime.
Governor: That made the most sence of any presentation I've heard in the last
three years!
    
- The Boys from South Park, "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"

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