"If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes." 
...-Ross Perot

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." 
...-Ronald Reagan

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." 
...-Ronald Reagan (said during a radio microphone test, 1984) 

"All the constitution guarantees is the pursuit of happiness. You have to catch up with it by yourself." 
...-Benjamin Franklin

"For most Americans, Canada is sort of like a case of latent arthritis. We really don't think about it, unless it acts up." 
...-Pat Buchanan

"I think Congress should take the IRS, handcuff them to a chain-link fence, and flog them with their own damn tax code." 
...-Jim [Jammes A.] Traficant

"In American politics, that the public should have the final say goes without saying. In Canada, every expedient is invoked to prevent this from happening." 
...-Ted Byfield

"If anything characterizes the prevailing Ottawa attitude on government, it is dread, doubt, suspicion, contempt, loathing and fear of the Canadian people."
...-Ted Byfield

"[Albertans] can choose between getting screwed and getting out."
...-Link Byfield

"The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them, and they are never seen twice in the same place."
-John Diefenbaker

"Someone has given me a copy of the Prime Minister's speech. I don't know why they bothered. There's nothing in it."
-Then-Opposition Leader John Diefenbaker

"Any politician who thinks you can stimulate a $700 billion GNP economy with some sewer projects or $2 or 3 billion in public works, he will believe you can run a 747 with a flashlight battery."
-Preston Manning

"I've inherited an unbelievable bag of shit!" -John Turner, upon taking over for Trudeau

http://uwstudentfpweb.uwyo.edu/J/JBURTON/AVFF/blog_quotes.html

"Her leadership?  I saw what she  [Balinda Stronarch] turned Canadian TIre into, I saw a car on bricks and that was beside the tire section." -- 
Black Jester, aka Gölök Z. L. F. Buday.

"Delusion has been defined by some as a strongly held belief not held in popular thought, so essentially we have pollsters and pop-culture 
marketeers deciding what is delusional and what is clear thinking, not [even] psychiatrists." -- Black Jester, aka Gölök Z. L. F. Buday.

Arthur Schopenhauer :
*/All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident./*