"Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory." -- Franklin Pierce Adams
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"To err is human; to forgive, infrequent." -- Franklin P. Adams
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"When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them." -- Franklin P. Adams
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"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way." -- Franklin P. Adams
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"There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel." -- Franklin P. Adams
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"Elections are won by men and women chiefly beause most people vote against somebody 
rather than for somebody" -- Franklin P. Adams; Nods and Becks (1944) cf. Fields 127:22