"How the hell do I set the damn sun dial to daylight savings? I try tech support, but damn, it is no help at all. Seems they no longer support this technology." -- Gölök "The Black Jester" Buday

"Maybe they should just place parental advisory on Michael Jackson's 
[R. Kelly's] Forehead.." -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, The Black Jester

"A guy's dragging himself bored through an cultural [intellectual] dessert, 
and he yells repeatedly, Watteau, Watteau..." -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, The 
Black Jester

"I love to paint french portraits with Watteau Colors." -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, 
The Black Jester

"Joking [and/or laughing] is [like] crying [in public] with dignity." 
-- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, The Black Jester

"A real creepy thing about those sci-fi fan[anatic]s is that when they see 
on of those actresses from a show like Doctor Who or something along those 
lines they yell, keep [put] it on!  Now that's creepy.  To speak nothing 
about never wanting to take her out of the package." -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, 
The Black Jester

"When if the sci-fi nerd gets the chick from the show, what would he do with her, he can’t take her out of the package."  -- Gölök Z.L.F. Buday, The Black Jester

"So jobs dropped and stock rose.  NASDAQ or Stock Exchange(s) has an economy, and a SEC semi-nationalized industry, yet the real world has an individualized fiscal reality, needing the trade and production of goods and services at least for an eventual profit.  The gambling on Wall Street 
may be good, but the buying, selling and making is bad.  So eventually will the stock.  Crash after crash and they never learn." -- Gölök Z.L.F Buday 
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"I'm a bi(buy)sexual, I have to buy sex to get it." -- Gölök "The Black Jester" Buday