From: gubnah_azrael@gov.su.us (The Voltairian™/Black Jester™/Closet Libertarian™/Riley Bitterman™) Newsgroups: alt.mindcontrol,alt.politics.libertarian,bc.politics,alt.sex.strip-clubs,van.general Subject: LIBTR; BCP; BC; VAN; VANG; ASS-C: A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #0 Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 09:46:02 GMT Organization: Closet Libertarian™/Black Magus™/Bible Thumper™/Blow Load™ Reply-To: spyhunter-navyseal@gov.su.us Message-ID: <3d8c3fd3.23767689@news.lightspeed.ca> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.21/32.243 NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial23.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Original-NNTP-Posting-Host: vandial23.lightspeed.bc.ca X-Trace: rsl2.rslnet.net 1032602152 vandial23.lightspeed.bc.ca (21 Sep 2002 02:55:52 -0700) Lines: 85 Path: rsl2.rslnet.net Xref: rsl2.rslnet.net alt.mindcontrol:3051 alt.politics.libertarian:39014 bc.politics:111584 alt.sex.strip-clubs:86943 van.general:86402 I. A Digest Of Issues: Why The Hell Not!; Issue: #0 (i) Mayoral Nomination Package: Picked Up On, the 21st of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) announced that he has picked up the nomination packages and will reluctantly drag his feet like the lazy mother expletive deleted he is and get the two signatures required. He expects no complications between now and the 1st of October unless the Mental Health Team goes mental on him. (ii) Signs Of Obscenity: What's The Problem. On, the 21st of September potential Mayoral Candidate (Vancouver, BC; 2002) (possibly Dr) Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt (St.) Franco (Assissi) Buday (Possibly MD) announced that he can't believe, while looking through the Mayoral Candidate Package that Campaign Signs on City property isn't considered acceptable, yet placing a huge fat naked lesbo riding her bike is somehow ok. He's outraged, "one is a political statement and the other is lewd conduct and that still doesn't excuse the naked lesbian," Buday said confusingly. He doesn't expect to use city property himself personally, but he doesn't understand how they can prove he did it, when it could be an over zealous maniacal follower or an accidentally dropped panflit or even an enemy candidate's political friend taking signs and littering them everywhere. The burden of proof can't be met, according to Mr. Buday and he won't except anyone getting punished for something some rogue could have easily done. Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday Candidate for Existential Nomination in Vancouver's Mayoral Election. Vancouver, BC (SU, USA) ----------------------------------------- 217-2255 Pandora Street Vancouver, BC (SU) V5L 1N7 Canada (USA) 604-437-8744 Docta Gov. Admr. Count Gölök Zoltán Leenderdt Franco Buday; PhG™/D Aka The Pyromaniac of Madison County. Writer, Humorist, and everything else under the moon. [Also said to be a multi-trilionare businessman and Navy SEAL] Vancouver, Neo Sumer/Olympia, Washington/Who knows where else... The Official Black Jester Website: http://www.blackjester.com/ My Ego Times: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/ Dictionary: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/dictionary/ Election 2002: http://myegotimes.virtualave.net/election.links/2002/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "As you have the power, sir, to do some service to letters, I implore you not to clip the wings of our writers so closely, nor turn into barndoor fowls those who, allowed a start, might become eagles; reasonable liberty permits the mind to soar--slavery makes it creep." -- Voltaire [A Letter To A First Commissioner] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." -- Thomas Paine -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it. -P.J. O'Rourke -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There may not be an 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Libertarian (in fact 2)" -- Gölök Buday, April of 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS I am not, nor have been, known as Grant Buday PPS Not Che from che-lives.com † Download Free Agent ftp://ftp.forteinc.com/pub/free_agent/fa32-121.exe Free Agent Product PageFree Agent Product Page http://www.forteinc.com/agent/freagent.htm